Thursday, May 20, 2010

Worst cat ever

Garden cat, affectionately called "the worst cat ever", is a jerk. She bites, she picks on the other cats, she scratches the furniture, and she races around like a total lunatic. We, however, remain convinced that she likes us because she follows us around the house and occasionally sits near us. There is a competing hypothesis that she is just watching us, making sure we don't move in on her food. Recently, she has become more matted and well, stinky, than an animal should be if it's able to touch you, and so we've fixed that problem. Take that garden cat! You bite us, we make you look like an idiot.

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